You agree to the privacy policy below, and the Privacy Policy for Substack, the technology provider.
Last Updated: 10th of August, 2025.
We value your privacy almost as much as we value AI memes. This page explains how we handle your information.
1. Information We Collect
Email address — when you subscribe.
Basic interaction data — like whether you open an email or click a link (standard for most newsletters).
We don’t collect anything weird like your location, phone number, or your cat’s name (unless you tell us voluntarily).
2. How We Use It
To send you the newsletter.
To improve our content based on what readers engage with.
To make sure our emails actually land in your inbox (see our Never Miss an Email guide).
3. Sharing Your Info
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your email address.
We use trusted services (like Substack) to manage subscriptions and send emails. They have their own privacy rules.
4. Cookies & Tracking
Our email provider may use cookies or pixels to see if emails are opened or links are clicked.
You can block or delete cookies through your browser settings.
5. Unsubscribing
Every email includes an “unsubscribe” link. Click it anytime, and we’ll stop sending you emails (we’ll miss you, though).
6. Data Security
We take reasonable steps to protect your info, but nothing online is 100% secure.
7. Changes
If we update this policy, we’ll post it here with a new “Last Updated” date.
8. Contact
Email thenewsletterai@substack.com with any privacy questions.